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Lucia

Just went to see The Lunchbox in the cinema with my Mum and there was this man in the audience who had this amazing laugh and I really wanted him to know how much I loved it but I never said anything. Because that would have been weird. Obviously.

Yummy lunch of smoked peppered mackerel and a boiled egg alongside rocket leaf salad with black olives.

Yummy lunch of smoked peppered mackerel and a boiled egg alongside rocket leaf salad with black olives.

My friend Ricky posted these to me and they arrived today. Best!

My friend Ricky posted these to me and they arrived today. Best!

kaylainthetardis:

amoracomplex:

dirtrider333:

zombikki:

veganasfuck:

how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw. 

this is the best joke ever

haha…fuck you - sincerely every friendzoned guy ever

You wish - sincerely the women who are by no means obligated to sleep with you.

*mic-drop*

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Yummy breakfast today of porridge made with soya milk and topped with cinammon and fresh strawberries.

Yummy breakfast today of porridge made with soya milk and topped with cinammon and fresh strawberries.

New Lime Crime lipstick in ‘Poisonberry’.

My Dad and I just got onto the topic of panic attacks, and when I mentioned that i’d experienced one once his response was: “well i’m sure you won’t let THAT happen again, i’m sure you’ve learned a lesson from that experience”. Had to walk away to avoid going completely ballistic. I don’t think I have ever met a less tactful person in my life.