Just went to see The Lunchbox in the cinema with my Mum and there was this man in the audience who had this amazing laugh and I really wanted him to know how much I loved it but I never said anything. Because that would have been weird. Obviously.
how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.
this is the best joke ever
haha…fuck you - sincerely every friendzoned guy ever
You wish - sincerely the women who are by no means obligated to sleep with you.
Marion Collier by John Collier
My Dad and I just got onto the topic of panic attacks, and when I mentioned that i’d experienced one once his response was: “well i’m sure you won’t let THAT happen again, i’m sure you’ve learned a lesson from that experience”. Had to walk away to avoid going completely ballistic. I don’t think I have ever met a less tactful person in my life.